No, Kelly does not have ridiculously expensive tastes or demands (just some curly fries and movie rental once in a while, really). However, I did promise her - multiple times, I might add - during the 4+ years we've been dating that I would buy/build her a Death Star. I tried to trick her with this
but the pewter key chain was not enough. She really wants this
Unfortunately for her
it's just a little out of my price range: $15,602,022,489,829,821,422,840,226.94 or $15.6 septillion, which is 1.4 trillion times the current U.S. debt. Actually, that cost doesn't reflect staffing and the extra goodies; that's just for the materials, transportation to space, and air. Crap. I've got a lot of work to do...
